DJ Lisa-Lis
Baq asked a series of questions pertaining to this evening's radio program. He felt they were important questions that people would want to know the answers to, I agree with him, so I figured I'd post the QA session here:
1. have you been practicing your radio voice?
Of course!
2. what are you gonna wear?
Nothing, it's radio. Duh!
3. do you think WE could somehow exploit this opportunity to find me a date??!!?
I'll see what I can do!
4. what about your playlist, are you gonna make any last minute changes? if so, may i suggest Billie Jean?
I had to take out Kyoto Now because of an Fbomb. I can't afford an FCC fine. It's being replaced with Epiphany. But I'll see what I can do about squeezing in Billie Jean!
5. 7:00pm is a good time slot.
Hell yeah!!
6. do you think you'll do a shot, or have a couple cocktails to help loosen yourself up before hitting the air waves?
I think I pretty much have to. I'm totally going to be totally nervous. I'm already planning on doing a shot in my car in the parking lot before I go in!
7. where's waldo?
It's a mystery.
8. are you going to record it in case i forgot how to work my radio dial?
I think they're giving me a cd.
9. have any of your mortal enemies expressed extreme jealousy?
haha. not yet! : P
10. do you think this will be a launching pad for the career in radio you've always dreamed of?
I sure as hell hope so!
11. what time do you think you'll get there? i would get there 2 hours early in case traffic is bad.
Depends on how much vodka I bring with me!
12. is this a clear channel radio station? if so, you suck balls.
Nope! F**K clear channel!
13. do you think you'll get to meet Casey Case'em?
I hope so!!!!!
14. do you think Casey Case'em will sign your boobs if you ask him to?
I would die if he signed my boobs! I wouldn't shower for weeks . . . make that ever!
4 comments:
Dude, you're so the coolest chick on the block right now.
And I'm not just saying that 'cause I've had three double bourbons at the bar to celebrate my last week at the police academy already.
Nope, not at all
Colin.
Did you get to meet Hightower? The voice guy?
How about that chick with the really soft voice?
Colin? Buddy?
Show mommy how the piggies eat...
No, to settle the fucking academy jokes....
...Neither hightower, mahoney, tubbs, sweet chuck, bob, nor the little black chick with the high voice or the blonde chick with the chest monsters was at the police academy...
...in fact, it's an incredibly professional environment. Everything is taken very seriously. So seriously, in fact, that I was elected president of an academy class of well over one hundred students.
...and if you believe that bullshit, i have bridge in brooklyn to sell you.
Except, of course, for that portion about me being elected president. That part's true...for what it's worth. >: )
Listen to all this silly nonsense. : P
Congrats Colin!!!
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