- Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
- Oh, I don't know.
- Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore.
- Uh, yeah, I think I'm goin' down to the shore.
- Whatcha gonna do down there?
- Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
- Hey, don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.
- Uh huh.
- Hey, you gonna check out the Sandbar while you're there?
- Uh, what's the Sandbar?
- Oh, it's this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
- Oh, cool.
- Y'know who's gonna be there?
- Uh, who?
- My favorite cover band, Crystal Shit.
- Oh.
- Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:
Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cause I got AIDS
- Wow, Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there.
- Yeah, I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us to court.
- Uh, what's the court?
- Never mind that,
- Oh, you mean like the People's Court?
- Well, that's another story; the important thing here is you gotta ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.
- Uh, how you gonna get down to the shore?
- Funny you should ask, I've got a car now.
- Oh wow, how'd you get a car?
- Oh my parents drove it up here from the Bahamas.
- You're kidding!
- I must be, the Bahamas are islands, okay, the important thing now, is that uou ask me what kind of car I have.
- Uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
- I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO!