If you watch the Bachelor, I'm pretty sure you're just as shocked as I am about last night's episode. For those of you who don't watch, let me just tell you, last night I was witness to one the most ridiculous speeches ever given. I've seen quite a few bad speeches in my day, but I'm pretty sure this one was much worse than any bad award acceptance speech or political speech. It was pretty horrible.

I found the speech online and had to post a copy of it. I would set it up, but all you really have to know is that it was given by 'Sarah W.' after finding out she was not given a rose and was dumped by the Bachelor.

"Charlie just wasted two roses. I mean, what was he thinking? I mean, I'm a way better catch than either of them...no doubt about it. Charlie's made a huge mistake. It just sickens me. I'm gonna miss Charlie. You know...to spend, like, that much time thinking about someone and thinking about how it would be and, like.... But, like, I'm such a sweet girl and I'm such a good catch. People think I'm selfish or whatever, but I think when it comes down to it, the truth is that, like, people are mean to me sometimes because of the way I look, you know? It sounds, like, so stupid, but, like, people hate me because I'm beautiful. And that is...it sounds so horrible, but, like, that is, like, a real thing, you know? And it's...and it's a curse as much as it is a blessing to be pretty. And people think I'm just so surfacey. I mean, no matter what, there is a huge, like, prejudice and racist and when it comes down to it, like, that's why this didn't work out. If I would have just been a little uglier and a little less noticeable. It's just, you know, really sad that, you know, it's not ever gonna happen. So it sucks."

Awe, you poor sad beautiful person. I'm so sorry that people are 'racist' and 'prejudice' towards you. I had no idea that beautiful people endured so many hardships.

Bleh! Excuse me while I vomit on myself!