McDonalds bad, Big Mac good
I never eat McDonalds. In fact, I've pretty much sworn off all fast food (minus In 'N' Out). I just don't find fast food satisfying anymore, so I just stopped eating it. Plus, ya know, it's pretty bad for you.
I've discovered, however, that I find myself eating McDonalds every time I go to the airport. Being that they don't serve food on the planes anymore, it's become this crazy gluttonous habit for me. And I love it! There's something about waiting in the terminal, chomping on a Big Mac, and dunking greasy fries into their yummy bbq sauce that I find almost heavenly.
The good thing about this bad habit is that I only fly about 3 or 4 times a year, so eating McDonalds 3 or 4 times a year isn't so bad, right? (shrug) The problem I'm running into though, is that I've already eaten McDonalds twice this month (once before my flight home and once on the roadtrip to the lake). Not only am I way above my monthly quota of McDonalds, I'm coming close to maxing out my yearly quota as well. And, I'm flying to Vegas this evening! I have no idea what I'm going to do. I could fight it and just refuse to eat myself a tasty Big Mac this evening, but I'm pretty sure my body will hate me for it.
1 comments:
eating McDonalds 3 or 4 times a year isn't so bad...? what??? are you smoking crack? if it didn't kill me, i'd kill myself if i had to eat that shit.
listen to me very carefully lisa; i've got a surefire method to avoid any desperate, misguided, cravings... the next time you find yourself at the terminal waiting for your flight, sit your butt down at the nearest bar and order a double of ANYTHING... in 5 minutes you'll be in a much happier place than Ronald could ever take you (excluding a personal tour of his ball pit...but I don't think they have those in the airport anyway... definately not in the Southwest terminal)
besides, what better deterrent to eating McD's before boarding a plan than to imagine that a Big Mac could be your last meal? no thanks, i'll take Orbits.
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